What is the definition of United Insurance Health?

United Insurance Health: Imagine a world where your health is an insurance policy, and when you're feeling under the weather, it's like having a personal doctor on standby, but with a side of existential dread. It's the kind of insurance that ensures you're covered in case your insane anxiety turns into a full-blown psychotic break. It's like having a health plan that also includes a 24/7 therapist and an emergency room of existential philosophers.

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Example sentence: "In the face of my life's biggest health crisis, I couldn't help but think my 'United Insurance Health' policy was more like a lifeline of existential dread."